Yesterday, I sat on my sofa and decided that it was time to act. Thus, I ran into the street brandishing my weapon and cried my slogans!

Unfortunately, it was teatime so that I met no one and only flushed some doves. Nevertheless, I rushed on – wildly determined –, fired some salvoes into the most annoying shop windows, cracked a gumball machine and occupied the townhall without meeting any resistance.

Today is Monday.

And believe it or not: it looks as if my revolution has triumphed. Have been served coffee for free and my first meeting starts in half an hour.